A funny memory of when I lied to my boyfriend about being a stripper and he found out…while I was on stage…oof!
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Up Jumps the Boogie
In Stupid Is Me Headlines, I share the story about how my ex jumped to come crazy conclusions my crazy ass jumped out of MY.OWN.CAR.
HUUUUUUUUGE Yikes!!!
He fucking jumped to conclusions, so I jumped out the fucking car
I was reliving that tragic moment of self preservation when I jumped out of a moving vehicle during a conversation with Bianca. In conclusion, I stated the above quote. Find out more in the post entitled, “Up Jumps the Boogie,” and note that conclusions are uninformed opinions that may cause major issues for the accused.
A Blakward Perspective... 