“He won’t marry you if you can’t cook rice-well he will cheat on you.”

As an unexpected twist to many, I am a master in the kitchen. With that out of the way, I think you can imagine my dismay to learn that DYLLAN DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO COOK WHITE RICE. As a very true friend indeed, I had to say some words of wisdom which came in the form of various emojis including the eggplant 🍆The flower language is irrelevant here because there is a bigger, more serious issue at hand; the lesson is this : “He won’t marry you if you can’t cook rice.” Now, upon further discussion, I found out that Dyllan can in fact cook rice, just not white rice, which is definitely still a problem; however, I was comforted in knowing that Dyllan can make other forms of rice as well as other carbs such as pasta and whatever else, but that brings me to my next point: ok, if you can make other carbs andor sides, then I do believe there is potential for a ring in your future, BUT damn it, while he may wife your non-rice cooking ass, he will cheat on you if your white rice always comes out over or under done. This my loves is the truth, morning blow jobs are simply not enough; a man has to eat nutrients other than you, so you have got to know the basics-leave the mush in the actions, not on the plate!